Mahmoud the A

Have you ever tried to contact an elected official outside of your voting area?


To: Mahmadinejad@Iranlovesyou.com
CC: Ayatollah1@mullahmail.gov
Subj: Everything

Dear A,
Why don’t you stop talking out of both sides of your mouth? Shah on you!

Sincerely
Rio Piano


From : Mahmadinejad@Iranlovesyou.com
Sent : Wednesday, September 20, 2006 5:49 AM
To : RioPiano@blogspot.com
Subject : Re: Everything

Dear Honorable Piano

Thank you for taking the time to contact me. I appreciate the opportunity to hear from you.

Due to the large volume of mail I receive, I regret that I am only able to respond personally to inquiries from Iranians.

As we continue our work in Century 21, I look forward to
supporting our troops in the War on Terror, providing the men and their women of the National Guard and Reserves with improved health care, strengthening Nuclear Security, protecting Iranian jobs, lowering the tax burden on Iranian families, and making the Iraqi Shiite government more efficient in their dealings with annoying Sunnis.

If your correspondence pertains to a scheduling request, please fax your
request to CNN.com, MSNBC.com, or foxsports.com.

Sincerely,

Mahmoud the A