NASA Delays Shuttle Landing
What is that strange object in space? Looks like a flying saucer to me. I think it’s going to land someplace where a lot of key House races are in doubt, perhaps Pennsylvania.
The Invaders are returning with their pods to snatch bodies. Just like they did in 1956 when another great American, Tail Gunner Joe McCarthy, sounded the alarm.
They will now be here as well as there. Here, there, everywhere. That’s exactly why we must elect loyal Republicans and get all the obsolete constitutional safeguards out of the way.
Don’t panic yet. NSA has a program, ready to implement, that will pinpoint them. We can snatch the bodies of the snatched bodies and render them overseas somewhere. Then we can all breath a sigh of relief for two years.
Great work, Karl! Best October Surprise ever!
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